Apex: The Sharks of Dave White
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So my physics teacher told us that we weren’t going to play jeopardy for this unit, but that he’d post it online
I went to study and found this ^^
guys, my teacher never laughs. He cracks jokes ALL THE TIME but has never even smiled. EVER. He would’ve stood there with a straight face while we proceeded to suffocate
ok I can’t remember if I’ve mentioned this but I keep thinking about the story of Jack and the Beanstalk and how the best character in the whole story is only briefly mentioned. We’re given such limited amount of information about the guy that sells Jack the beans. essentially:
- This guy has access to MAGIC BEANS
- He either has NO USE for MAGIC BEANS or so many of them that he can just dispose of them
- He really badly wants a cow
Why is the whole story not about this guy
It took Katara about .532 seconds to take zuko down
"Here for a rematch?" HE ASKED THE WATERBENDER WHILE STANDING ON A GLACIER ISLAND SURROUNDED BY WATER
No this is not funny.
Whether or not it is a joke, I’ve gone onto the channel and there are multiple videos similar to this, which makes me think they’re fake.
These videos enforce the idea to parents that yes, the answer to stop your child becoming obsessed with games is to DESTROY them.
No. This is not funny. It is things like this that cause events such as the father who SHOT his daughter’s laptop to bits to occur. These jokes enforce the attitude that people are ‘wrong’ for loving games.
For wanting to play games.
For some people (including myself), games are a serious escape from horrid realities. The only escape some people can get. The idea that this man (boy?) is wrong for being so upset is disgusting to me?
This is horrific. This is abuse. This is wrong.
This is a sure fire way to get your kids to hate you.
do people not understand how much video games cost?
Video games are a multi-billion dollar business. Some people are good at it. Very good. Do not squander your child’s talents, help them realize them and strengthen them. There are other ways to get your child outside without destroying their games and everything they work for. This won’t solve anything; this will only set them back further.
do this to your childs anything and they will automatically hate you/not trust you
It doesn’t matter what it is
It doesn’t matter if its their video games or if its their smoking pipe
If you just destroy it/throw it away, you are giving no explanation as to why it’s bad/you don’t want them to have it
This can actually psychologically mess a kid up because you teach them that if someone doesn’t like something, they should destroy it
That can lead to some serious problems with socializing with others and other things
dont do that to people
I had a notebook I used to write in all the time. I did that thing that Margo did in Paper Towns where she criss crossed her writing, but I did it so I’d have enough room to write everything. I took it everywhere wtih me and wouldn’t let my parents even start the car unless I had in in my lap. My dad got really annoyed by this and said I needed to throw the notebook away, what was written in it wasn’t important anyway (it was to me, very much so). So one day he took and ran it through the paper shredder.
Ever since I’ve had an intense fear of losing my notebooks and currently have a colletion of 53 blank notebooks and 16 that have been written in because I’ve started hoarding them.
Long story short, don’t fucking do this to your kids. You think it’s harmless and some people even think it’s clever, but you’re really just an asshole and are causing actual psychological problems for your children.
I have a plush rabbit that I’ve had since Easter of the year I was born (I was about 2 months old when I got it). It quickly became a comfort thing for me and I used to go everywhere with it as a child. When my mum and dad split up was when I became kind of dependent on having it around.
If ever I did anything wrong mum always threatened to take it away from me, which obviously caused my 6-year-old self to kick and scream and cry because I needed it.
One day I lost it for 6 or 7 months (turns out it was in my room the whole time but shh it was very well hidden & neither myself or my mum know how it got there)
That was the point that my mum realised she couldn’t threaten to take it away because holy shit I changed so much in those months.
Seriously, if your child is dependent on something, or takes great comfort in having it around
DO NOT TAKE IT FROM THEM.
It does not matter how old your child is, what their comfort item is, if it’s a video games console - don’t take it from them. If it’s their phone - don’t take it from them. If they’re 18 and still sleep with a teddybear - don’t take it from them.
This also goes for if your child is self-harming. If they have a blade in their bedroom and you find it DO NOT THROW IT OUT. Talk to them about it, be as supportive as you can, but do not think “oh well if I get rid of it they’ll be fine”. It can be seriously distressing and also lead to them becoming creative with what they use.
Getting a job and becoming an active member of society is important, but this is not the way to get your kid to do so. As others have previously stated, this is how to get your kid to hate you. Have a problem with your kids? Talk. To. Them.
Stop acting like your kid’s hobby is hazardous. Video games, comic books, cosplay, stop assuming that something you perceive as strange has a negative effect, because I bet if this boy was into football as much as he was into video games this video would’ve never happened. Destroying what your kid loves will only create hostility, instead, try understanding it and not treating it like trash.
Dear god this is sad
Found on thepreppychicblog.com
This is legit.
More PSAs need to stop worrying about offending people and get down to the nitty gritty like this. It’s the only way to open so many eyes.
If people are offended, they are probably guilty.
This is hella important. If any one you nerds get children, please be an amazing parent
Can someone explain the 3rd one to me with the woman hunched over? I don’t really understand the meaning of it
I think she’s hungover or something :\ maybe idk
Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
LET’S TALK ABOUT PEWDIEPIE
I bet right now 90% of you are thinking “oh god why this bitch” but shut up and lemme speak funny mouth words
Pewds is actually a pretty nice guy. His humor may not be your type but that’s not a real reason to directly insult the guy. I mean we have him doing charities
We have him posting an apology video for whatever wrongs he has committed, which most YouTubers don’t really do nowadays
He repeatedly states that he would like to try whatever his fans wish him to try (videogame-wise) - Tons of examples around his channel.
Not only does he repeatedly prove he’s a nice guy, but he also doesn’t abuse his fame for his own personal wealth, contradictory to what other people would say.
Yes, he is paid to do videos, but that is not the reason behind the videos. It didn’t stop him when he had one subscriber.
YET we still see entire videos, flash animations, rants, long walls of text bashing specifically him and only him.
It’s gotten to the point to where even if a fan says his name, they get a snarky response from ‘that one guy’
BUT THEIR ATTITUDE IS NOT UNFOUNDED
The fanbase is annoying as hell
But that’s because most of the fanbase is mainly children and young adults. That’s the typical ‘gaming channel’ demographic.
That’s because some fans go on other gaming YouTube channels and yell that they’re copying Pewds. (We don’t know if they’re trolls or not!)
BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN PEWDS IS A BAD PERSON. Sure, his humor may be droll, but keep in mind that half of YouTube’s top 100 subscribed and their humor is no better.
(This video started the small trend “period cup”.”
SO INSTEAD OF RELENTLESSLY BASHING SOME NICE SWEDISH DUDE LIKE IT WAS GOING OUT OF STYLE, TRY TO RESTRAIN.
- PEWDS IS HERE TO STAY PPL
- HE’S A REALLY CHARITABLE GUY
- HE LOVES HIS FANS EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE VERY ANNOYING
- HE MAKES PUBLIC APOLOGIES AND LIKES TO GET IN TOUCH WITH HIS FANS A LOT
- HE IS NOT A BAD PERSON
- HE IS NOT DOING IT FOR THE MONEY
- IT DID NOT STOP HIM WHEN HE STARTED AND YOUTUBE DIDN’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HIM
This is not coming from a 13 year old fanboy. This is coming from a 20 year old weirdo that’s just getting tired of this “lol wat a faget” shit
KAY THANK YOU FOR READING HAVE A KITTY MARSHMALLOW
SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT
Also apparently he has that kind of humor because he grew up around that humor. As in, his native country has that sort of humor.
signal boosting this this needs MORE NOTES
I’m not really part of the bro army but this.
Not a Pewds fan in the least, and I find his humor annoying on every level possible, but this post is absolutely on the mark. I have nothing against the guy.
ALSO STOP FUCKING SAYING AUTISM AND AUTISTIC TO TRY TO DEFINE SOMEONE AS BEING BAD/STUPID????? WHAT THE FUCK YOU PIECES OF SLIME.